she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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