You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
