let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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