so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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