What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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