so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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