No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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