yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.