Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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