We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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