I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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