we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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