i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
As shirtless as possible
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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