i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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