...so i touched it.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Randomize
