Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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