Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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