im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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