i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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