I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Swine flu. Run for my life!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
My liver just had a heart attack.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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