This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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