Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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