her vagine was all disorganized.
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
i think i just lost a toe
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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