So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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