Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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