Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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