maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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