Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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