Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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