Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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