My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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