so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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