My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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