i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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