have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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