I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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