I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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