Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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