I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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