Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I think your dad took our porno
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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