dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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