adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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