Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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