so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Randomize
