take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize