Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I just forgot I was standing up.
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