your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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