I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
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