**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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