I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
