No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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