he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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