Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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