had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
