Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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