Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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